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So instead of doing anything productive tonight (making gyoza from scratch, writing, beta reading), I translated. There was too much "Omfg, I can't believe I have to do this crap," thinly-if-at-all-vieled sarcasm not to. :D

Family Club Bulletin #44: Early Summer Issue

Ninomiya Kazunari: 100 Questions & 100 Answers
  1. Full name: Employee number 1004
  2. Occupation: Idol
  3. Date of birth: 9490 days ago
  4. Height as of June 2009: 167.9cm
  5. Weight as of June 2009: Secret ♥
  6. Eyesight as of June 2009: I can see well.
  7. Handedness as of June 2009: Ambidextrous
  8. An ability you think it’d be good to have as of June 2009: X-ray vision
  9. Please tell us your blood type with an adjective: An A-type A-type
  10. Your birthplace and one thing you'd boast about that place: America. French Fries rule!!
  11. Please tell us three skills: Waking up, eating, sleeping
  12. Please tell us two strong points of your personality: I like studying. I get up right away.
  13. Please tell us one weak point of your personality: There are too many, I can’t choose one.
  14. What is the charm point of your outward appearance? My slouch
  15. An unconscious habit? Riding in the passenger seat.
  16. An unconsciously used phrase? “But that’s got nothing to do with it!!”
  17. Something you can’t calm down without? A pen
  18. What colour is your cell phone? Various.1
  19. Your ideal time to get out of bed? 8
  20. Your ideal time to go to sleep? 12
  21. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning? Rise from my bed.
  22. What do you do before sleeping at night? Lie down on my bed.
  23. On a scale from 1 to 5, your ability to wake up is? 38
  24. What’s your ideal way to spend a day off? Resting.
  25. Average bath time? About 20 minutes.
  26. In my room, here is comfortable!: Over there!!
  27. Please tell us your ideal breakfast: Rice, soup, fish!!
  28. Do you have a specialty dish that you cook? Yes, I do.
  29. What’s moment you are most likely to laze around in a day? When I’m alone.
  30. If you have something you’re obsessed with, please tell us: I won’t tell you.
  31. A treat that perks you up? Cheap stuff.
  32. Food that brings you down? Expensive stuff.
  33. What’s a delicious food you've discovered as an adult? Meat
  34. What (clothing) style have you recently gotten into? Shorts
  35. Do you have a fashion item you buy unconsciously? Yes, I do~
  36. What makes you think, “Wow, my stress is gone~”? Talking out loud
  37. What's the thing you are weakest at in the whole world? Bugs
  38. Please tell us your special skill: Smashing buttons
  39. What’s your small daily happiness? My savings
  40. Something you keep in mind in your job: Do my work.
  41. Something you’d like to try in your job: Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
  42. The greatest joy in your job: After finishing work.
  43. Something you think is tough in your job: Nothing
  44. Something you think you’ve grown in: Why don’t you tell me?
  45. A skill you’d like to develop in your job: Touch typing
  46. What’s your field of expertise? Infield more than outfield.
  47. What’s your area of weakness? If I had to say, outfield.2
  48. What is work to you? Just that.
  49. What is Arashi to you? Just that.
  50. I like this about Arashi!: Arashi
  51. Sum up the charm of Aiba Masaki in one word: Person
  52. Sum up the charm of Matsumoto Jun in one word: Heart
  53. Sum up the charm of Ninomiya Kazunari in one word: Hand
  54. Sum up the charm of Sakurai Sho in one word: Head
  55. Sum up the charm of Ohno Satoshi in one word: Everything ♥
  56. Actually, this part of Arashi is weak!: None! Nothing like that!!
  57. When do you think, “I’m glad to be in Arashi”? When the 5 of us are together.
  58. Until now, what kind of Arashi has it been? It’s been a terrific Arashi.
  59. From now on, what kind of Arashi are you aiming for? I’m aiming for a place where we go as far as we can.
  60. Something that’s made you happy recently: I got a new high score.
  61. Something that was fun recently: Magic
  62. Something that was upsetting recently: My aerobic-class-going mom isn’t getting any thinner.
  63. Something that’s been on your mind lately: My aerobic-class-going mom isn’t getting any thinner.
  64. Something you’re wondering about now: When is my aerobic-class-going mom going to get thinner?
  65. Do you have a jinx? No, I don’t.
  66. What’s your favourite word? Cool!!
  67. Please tell us your favourite motto: I won’t tell you.
  68. What’s your creed: I’m not someone who has a creed.
  69. What’s the source of your smile? TV
  70. What has someone said that's made you happy? Amazing!
  71. When have you thought, “This person is really great~”? When I saw a person who was bad at talking.
  72. There is this kind of privilege for being my friend!: Your friends increase by 1.
  73. There is this kind of privilege for being my girlfriend!: You get a boyfriend.
  74. What’s your ideal male image? Michard-san
  75. What’s your ideal female image? Hamiru-san3
  76. Please tell us one of your special date plans: An amusement park date!!
  77. Something you want to try and give as a present to the person you like: Me ♥
  78. Words you’d like to try saying: Ο Δ × ♨ ☐??
  79. A place you’d like to go once: Japan
  80. Something you’d like to try once: Baseball
  81. One day, you suddenly turn into Aiba-kun! What do you want to try? Appearing on “Tensai! Shimura Doubutsuen”!
  82. One day, you suddenly turn into Matsumoto-kun! What do you want to try? Appearing in “Smile”!
  83. One day, you suddenly turn into Ohno-kun! What do you want to try? Going fishing!
  84. One day, you suddenly turn into Sakurai-kun! What do you want to try? Appearing on “NEWS ZERO”!
  85. What Arashi song exactly fits your mood right now? A.RA.SHI
  86. What Arashi single has left a deep impression? A.RA.SHI
  87. What Arashi album has left a deep impression? Time
  88. What Arashi concert tour has left a deep impression? All of them!
  89. If there were 5 hours added to a day, what would you do? Spend 5 hours.
  90. If you weren’t in Arashi, what kind of job would you have settled into? Factory manager
  91. Please tell us your biggest past crisis: None
  92. Please tell us how you got out of a pinch: That’s never happened.
  93. Please tell us one of the Seven Wonders of Ninomiya Kazunari: There aren’t even 7.
  94. Please tell us one of the Seven Wonders of Arashi: There are 8!
  95. What’s the most necessary thing in your life? People
  96. Please tell us the knack for enjoying life: Laugh!
  97. What’s the treasure only for you? All my work from and until now.
  98. When do you think, “This is the greatest happiness!”? When I’m with my family.
  99. If you were to give a title to this life, what would it be? “The First Time”
  100. What’s your greatest ambition in life? To own a dog.


Notes
I think he's making a pun about colours, judging by the rest of his answers. 色=colour, 色色=various.
Another pun. 分野 means field or branch but he starts talking about infield and outfield instead.
3 Okay, after some (more) Googling, I think he means Lucien Michard, (ミシャールさん) a French cyclist, and Dorothy Hamill (ハミルさん), an American figure skater.


Maybe I'll translate the cross-talk from the Everything video shoot next. They talk about how it looked like a skate park and these kids at the location were shouting "Ossan, bye-byeee~!" to Ohno the whole time. XD
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