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Got this idea from [livejournal.com profile] trivialaffair... some "official" list of the hottest guys in Japanese entertainment was released and that's where it came from... yeah, anyway. Enjoy the eye candy.

I think I like a Kinki Kids song... I'm watching their performance of Secret Code on M-Ste now... it's jazzy and Dot is wearing specs so I just like it automatically. When did they learn to sing?

Start the Countdown )
Are you surprised that 4/5 Arashi members are there? Haha..

Um.. pictures are taken from all over... mostly [livejournal.com profile] boys_paper  scans and random google searches. I do not claim to have done any work.

While I'm spamming you... I found this while rewatching some Shukudai-kun. It's been a while since I found any Ohno's cock pictures:



Now I want to download some AAA and Hoshimura Mai's single and wait for Maou~!
aide: (Ohno: My Antidrug)

"But I'm not an entertainer," he says.  Way to be lippy and insolent is such a laidback manner.  I love you, Ohno.  And your gay sweater.  You need to pose like that more often.  Have my half-asian babies. 

I love kansai accents, now that I can recognize them.  They just make things seem so much funnier. 
aide: (Sho sez: WTF.)

I am oddly jealous of these girls who he got down with.  Although, I wouldn't want to share with any other girl.  Or boy, if that were the case.  Ahhh... Ohno, you pimp.  This is the first "scandal" of his that I have heard of (though there are more, I'm sure) but seriously?  The pictures are from the summer of 2005, according to the note in the magazine.  That was three years ago!  I would be remiss to think that a healthy, studly 24 year old guy was not getting laid on a regular basis.  As I said to [profile] iaoiua, good for him.  Go big, or go home.  Nice job, Ohno. 

I just had a thought -- who the fuck was taking the pictures? :O

He admitted to the sex but not the drugs, but even if it were true about the drugs, he would be an idiot admit it.  I personally don't think its a huge deal -- I don't smoke myself and never have, but I'm from Canada, Vancouver, no less, where if you don't smoke, you're the odd one out.  But it is illegal in Japan and the laws are very strict on drug ab/use.  Of course, that doesn't stop people who want it -- my Nova friends (I shouldn't name names) are able to get their hands on it and they are in more of a precarious position than he is.  If they get caught, they will lose their jobs, spend time in prison and most likely be deported.  He's a Japanese national so he'd probably just get fined and get put on probation or something -- do they make you do jail time for pot here?  Must google it.  According to the Japanese Cannabis Control Law (大麻取締法), if you are caught growing, importing or exporting, you'll be jailed for 7-10 years and fined 3 million yen ($30,000).  For possession, its about 5 years jail and a 2 milion yen ($20,000) fine.  Bear in mind, I just plugged the Japanese legalese into Excite translator and extrapolated.  I don't think Ohno will come under any legal fire (from the government at least) because it was three years ago and unless he is in possession now, I don't think they can do anything. 

Johnny would be a fool to fire him for that, even if it were true.  In the grand scheme of things and the big bad world of drugs, it's the best one he could have picked.  And just because he used once -- three years ago, keep in mind -- doesn't mean he does now or has recently.  Should it matter?  No.  Does it?  Apparently, yes, because AU is editing his parts in the CMs out for the time being.  As for Maou or 24hr TV -- I think it's too late for them to take any action, even if they wanted to.  Don't quote me on that -- that's just my opinion.

Who gives a shit about who he was fucking back then?  Or even now, for that matter.  It really makes me wonder what would happen if Johnny didn't have an embargo on their sex lives and just let them do whatever.  Of course, if they were normal -- and Arashi is, in my opinion -- they aren't going to parade their girlfriends (or boyfriends) around just for shits and giggles.  Just like stars in the West -- some are very private about their relationships and don't talk about it and don't have their pictures taken or whatever, but because there isn't any "rules" about it, it isn't such a huge deal when it does happen.  Chances are, if the partners aren't in the industry, they wouldn't want them to be subjected to media harassment and stuff.  The reasoning I've heard is that fangirls will go psycho and rage on the boys if they are in a relationship and doing healthy, normal things but I think that's crap.  Bad press is still press and I bet this makes JE more money that it actually costs them to hush things up.

I don't run in other fandoms like NEWS, KAT-TUN or K8 but I don't think Arashi's squeaky-clean-boy-next-door image does them any favours when something like this happens.  If something like this surfaced about Jin or Ryo, would people freak out so much?  Or would they just say, "Oh yea, just like I thought".  Haha.  But I love how everyone (in fandom at least) is enjoying this.  It's complete schadenfreude but I hope he is laughing this off, or trying to.  Although, if he had a more serious look on his face and didn't look completely blitzed out of his head -- if he wasn't high, he was definitely drunk as hell -- people might be reacting differently.  Japanese guys tend to (sadly) take cheating lightly and think being drunk negates all responsibility, especially if they can't remember what they did, but I don't think threesomes with your girlfriend are accepted so freely.


ILU OHNO, YOU PIMP ♥

Edit: I just read a fic about Ohno doing drugs at [profile] iwanaide.  Ironic?  It made me hurt, go read it.
aide: (Ohno Approved!)
Got mail from Jweb today about Ohno's new AU CM.  He sings the theme song for this model phone or plan or whatever and you could download it!  I didn't listen to it til I got home and saw the Zoom In clip of it.  It's cute!  Don't know if it would be every affective as a ring tone though.  I'll figure out something to do with it.  I like having Kitto Daijoubu as my tone.  :D

BUT THIS JUST MADE MY DAY:


Now to start working on a new crochet project and make some dinner.  After dinner, I will write more.  I got 500 words out for chapter 4 at work.  :)

EDIT:  BSB + SMAP = OMFG.   Shingo is fat.  And Nakai can't carry a tune in a bucket.  Kimura is foxy and can harmonize?  Well done. 
aide: (STFU says the Duck Princess)
One More Love

I just watched MMA 69, the second Gokon Special. (The irony of having a group date for seniors at Arakawa Amusement Park and 69 was not lost on me!) I had to clip these because... why not? I can fangirl if I want to. They amuse me to no end. And... maybe it's just me trying to justify my retarded tendencies, but... don't you think each reflects their personality? Let's try and make this mildly objective.

VIDEO SPAM! )


OKAYOMFGHEATHER. I'm going to shut up now and watch another episode. I'll refrain from spamming with more videos.
aide: (Ohno Approved!)
On the train home tonight I saw the newest run of AU ads.  And I'm so happy someone scanned it.  It made me oh so very happy
 


This gets an entry all to itself because it's so wonderfully amazing.  Or, are those pants are wonderfully amazing?  What's with the fucking horse, though?

I hit the motherload of fics today.  I have about 10 tabs open at the moment and a buttload more where those came from.  What am I going to do when I read them all?  I guess I'll have to write more.    
aide: (Roadtrip)
I had something rather enlightened to write about earlier, but I don't know where it went.  I think I got distracted by taking screencaps of Ohno's cock and organizing my video files.  I should round up and sort all my music but I'm just too damn lazy.  I've started watching Binbo Danshi, Zettai Kareshi, and Last Friends.  Those should keep me busy for a while.  I slept in, translated, watched shows and was generally lazy today.  Met up with Andrew in Ueno for dinner at TGIFs.  I don't know why we go there.  It's not spectacular, especially not for that price.  Oh well.  It's a treat.  I drank 2 litres of water today.  I still feel thirsty but I'm bursting from all the food.  I thought it was rather ironic? funny? that the Karaoke Kan in Ueno was playing the Time DVD in the window.  We've taken to calling Ohno "Satoshi-sama" because Andrew has one (the dude who does the Docomo ads).  Now we each have one!

I should go to bed soon and store up some energy for work tomorrow.  Nah.

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This entry is extremely inappropriate.  I am objectifying one very attractive man, reducing him down to a piece of meat (pun so totally intended).  Therefore, YOU MUST READ NAOW.

No resizing going on here.  We need to see things at their... largest.  I was going to put big hideous red arrows pointing at Ohno's crotch on the screen caps, but I think we all know exactly wear to look.  I'll let you find the goodies yourselves.  >D  This is SO WRONG BUT I LOVE IT. 

If I can't have sex, I might as well do this. )
I'm soooooooo going to hell for this.  Among other things.
aide: (Bitch slapped)
I am going to subject you all to a lot of screen caps and my catty comments about the Time con constumes. I only hope to god they don't kill another herd of peacocks for the costumes this year. Alas, I haven't perfected the art of screencapping, so the quality kind of blows. But they are resized so they don't kill your screen. You'll get the picture.

Edit:  I know the costumes are made to be over the top so people can have a chance to see them from the back row (though when you're that far away, you can't see shit).  It's still fun to make fun of the heinousness.  And for the record: I LOVE SEQUINNS.


And I'm spent.  It's 12:30am, and I should be getting up at 6:30am to get ready for work.  Although this totally just pumped me up, I don't know if I'll be falling asleep before 2am.  I am too witty for my own good.

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