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Heather ([personal profile] aide) wrote2008-04-22 06:49 pm

For the Love of Ohno's Cock

This entry is extremely inappropriate.  I am objectifying one very attractive man, reducing him down to a piece of meat (pun so totally intended).  Therefore, YOU MUST READ NAOW.

No resizing going on here.  We need to see things at their... largest.  I was going to put big hideous red arrows pointing at Ohno's crotch on the screen caps, but I think we all know exactly wear to look.  I'll let you find the goodies yourselves.  >D  This is SO WRONG BUT I LOVE IT. 

I was searching for a specific episode (because I distinctly remember going O___O OMFG LEADER'S PENISS when I watched it) but came across this one.

Shukudai-kun #67 with Satou Aiko:



Looking good there boys.  The pants are a bit dark, but you can definitely see some bulging going on in Ohno's pants.  Stupid comment box is covering Sho's. 

And then I found the money shot: Shukudai-kun #71 with Asakusa Kid.



Looking good Leader.  BUT WAIT.  It gets better.



THE MONEY SHOT.

Shukudai-kun #75 with the Chihara Brothers:



But Oh-chan isn't the only one with a nice package.  Sho-chan probably has a nice cock too (if the rest of him is anything to go by).  He doesn't show as much as Ohno does, but these pants are quite tight.  He even looks like he has a butt!



ILU LEADERRRR. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥  And here's a bonus Sho/Jun moment.

And the thing that started it all... The Time Summer Concert.



OH YES.  ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥  I hope to god that Leader isn't packing.  The lucky bitch Whoever ends up sleeping with him would be  extremely disappointed.
I'm soooooooo going to hell for this.  Among other things.

[identity profile] sanctified-x.livejournal.com 2008-04-22 10:17 am (UTC)(link)
YOU ARE A GREAT PERSON.
*dies 4353454353 times*
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[identity profile] sanctified-x.livejournal.com 2008-04-22 10:21 am (UTC)(link)
rotfl i dare you to post it in [livejournal.com profile] arashi_on

[identity profile] maiaide.livejournal.com 2008-04-22 10:34 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not am not a member of that comm but I am of [livejournal.com profile] a_ra_shi. Same shit, different pile. If only I wouldn't get banned. I don't know, some 12 year old might cry because I'm objectifying her idol. YOU DO IT! XD

PS I'm msging you IM deets noww. MSN work for you?

[identity profile] sanctified-x.livejournal.com 2008-04-22 10:36 am (UTC)(link)
rotfl please. they wanked at me for my "language".

[identity profile] maiaide.livejournal.com 2008-04-22 10:20 am (UTC)(link)
I aim to please. SOMEONE HAD TO DO IT. I'm just glad it was me. I also so obviously need to get laid.

[identity profile] moeruze-burning.livejournal.com 2008-04-22 10:37 am (UTC)(link)
OH GOD I JUST WOKE UP YOU KNOW?

NOW I'M GOING TO BE THINKING ABOUT RIIDA'S COCK ALL DAY AND FEELING HALF GUILTY ABOUT IT. XD

But holy shit Oh-chan. I can see why Nino loves you so much.

[identity profile] maiaide.livejournal.com 2008-04-22 01:02 pm (UTC)(link)
FUCKING RIGHTS. THINK ABOUT OHNO!COCK RIGHT NOOOOW.

[identity profile] moeruze-burning.livejournal.com 2008-04-22 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT ABOUT IT, AND DOESN'T RIIDA JUST SEEM LIKE THE TYPE TO HAVE A BIG COCK? AND HE WOULDN'T EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE IT TO A GREAT EXTENT. IT'D BE LIKE THIS:

NINO: OH-CHAN! *STARE OF MADLY IN LOVE* YOU'RE FUCKING HUGE!
OHNO: ..HUH? OH, YEAH. :D I SUPPOSE. *DOES HIS LITTLE PRESIDENT BUSH SLOUCH AND THINKS ABOUT MAKING MOAR TINY PEOPLE*

[identity profile] honeycorrupts.livejournal.com 2008-04-22 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
PFFFT! The only place you'll be going is to crotch heaven, the place where girls can have their fillings of good looking cocks.

I bet you it's like him. Length is short, but width is makes p for it, it's slow moving but it goes on forever just like his dancing. If I made no sense, good. My brains on 'CROTCH, OHNO CROTCH. OOOOHNO! <3' mode.

Obviously, there needs to be a fic written about this

[identity profile] maiaide.livejournal.com 2008-04-24 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
CROTCH HEAVEN. WIN.

OMG what you described just made me so totally.. woah. I have to go... yes. Read the really hot Ohmiya porn that I wrote.

I don't have a fic about Ohno's cock (YET) but some very hots Ohmiya axn. --> http://community.livejournal.com/stage1902/1038.html HAI DOUZOOO.

[identity profile] frazzled-niya.livejournal.com 2008-04-23 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
bludge....*can't help bu stare*

[identity profile] banana-babe-qt.livejournal.com 2008-04-23 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahh!! I love it, that is hilarious, but seriously, SHO!

[identity profile] pearlsphere.livejournal.com 2008-04-28 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Gosh, this would be like my first time *and suddenly remembers that icon of yours* that I contemplate ohno's package 'cause I always go for Sho's talking about gifted men huh? Ohno...@_@. And Sho in red will always be Sho in red ♥ More entries tagged "ohno's cock" please XD

[identity profile] maiaide.livejournal.com 2008-04-28 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
XD XD XD OF COURSE Ohno's cock needs it's own tag. He's a big man.

I will try my best to find more good Ohno!cock shots, I swear. I will definitely keep an eye peeled for one on the new Shukudai tonight that I can cap when it gets uploaded. :D

[identity profile] super-cycy.livejournal.com 2009-11-28 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
...LOLOLOLOLOL
OMG.

HAHAH.

DAAYUUUMM. [/only words she could think of at the moment]

-going to your other post nooww- ahahahahaha, I hope I'll be able to give a better comment there 8D