Weird dreams lead to waking up late

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I had the most fucked up dream last night.  I dreamt I was roommates with Nikki? and Amanda? again or mabye it was Alison from Top Model but we shared a room in this really fancy condo and Amanda ratted Nikki out to "the boss" because she was such a slob.  And I had so many bras and underwear and lacy stockings.  One was like... half yellow, half orange pleather.  And then I woke up and saw that I slept through the alarm.  Don't put your phone speaker side down on your bed because you won't hear it if it slips under the pillow.

I am the master of 5 minute showers (although I just washed my face and body).  

Thank god I don't have class 1st period so I can be late.  It's an assembaly this morning so no one is even going to be around until 930.  :D

I have a sty developing.  It hurts.