A video that is actually mildly entertaining from Derek

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Usually the only kind of chatting my old uni friend Derek and I do these days involves him sending me random quotes from FML.com or videos featuring huge queens and 'mos. Here's the latest offering that just... Really makes me fucking glad not to be an American. I would rather be Canadian and proudly embrace our pole-running-into ways.

First, Miss Teen South Carolina and now this.