Discovery

While I was writing some random Sho/Koki bit for this meme, I came across this Japanese rhyming insult dictionary. I'm not sure exactly how it's supposed to work but hilarious none the less.

It's after 12 and I'm not sleepy. My cycle is fucked.

Maybe I am insomniac

I don't know if I fell asleep. I tossed and turned all night. I think I was thinking about fic which always prevents me from sleeping. I woke up to check my phone and didn't even realize the alarm was going off. I feel alright but I can see myself crashing after lunch, as per usual.

At least I didn't sleep in.

I thought I had gotten some love this morning when I see thirteen new emails downloading. It was my fucking aunt sending me goddamn forwarded emails. Six forwards and no real email. What the hell is that shit? I can't even say I'm not related to this one. Because I am. I thought she was more intelligent and socially adjusted than her deadbeat husband but I guess I was mistaken. If you aren't going to write me even a short note once and a while, I'd rather not hear shit from you at all.

I guess I'm okay?

I guess I got more sleep than I thought I did. I feel fine and only got a little sleepy after lunch but that's to be expected from drinking 3% milk and eating a big bowl of rice. Nakamura Shidou II is the guest on Shukudai tonight. I know the guy's face, but I don't know if I care enough to stay up. If I did, I wouldn't have to download it anyway.

Work was boring. I'm trying to convince Kaneko to leave the laptop out instead of putting it in his locker at the end of each day. I don't know what there's a problem all of a sudden. The fucking locker rooms are even locked all day. At least the keys are hanging in the teacher's room. I don't see what's the deal. It's not like students don't come in and take keys to open shit all the time anyway. The 1st year are off on some orientation camp tomorrow and Wednesday so I won't have to see Kaneko for 2 days. Hurrah!