Another installment of I Hate Your Fandom

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My pet project for the weekend: translate all of the Dream "A"live lyrics!  I want to gain LJ stardom.

Ro says:
i quite want to kick junno in the face <_<
Heather says:
from kattun?
Ro says:
yes
Heather says:
why why
Ro says:
someone gave him control of a button
a button... which controls the sound of some voice saying MAJI
Heather says:
button? and then?
Ro says:
i keep hearing MAJI MAJI MAJI MAJI M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-MAJI
AND I AM LIEK FJEHSFUWAHFWUHFUFH KILL YOU YOU FUCKNIG IDIOT STOP THAT
Heather says:
On?  Did they release a new album?  I've stopped caring about Kat-tun
If i ever did...
Ro says:
rotfl oh it's their show
Heather says:
OOH
they have a show too?
Ro says:
and i jsut dislike junno with a passion
ugh
Heather says:
i'm afraid
Ro says:
rotfl how do you live in japan and not know this?
Heather says:
ummm i kind of started to ignore kattun after that LIPS abomination
Ro says:
ahahahahahahahahahha
lips was epic whatchu talking about
Heather says:
scared the shit out of me when this larger than life size poster at shibuya stn
Ro says:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
which you should have stolen and kept until our fated meeting
Heather says:
WTFH HAPPENED TO THEIR FACESSSSSS
Haha
Ro says:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
A LOT OF SHIT
AINT GONNA LIE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Heather says:
I really wanted to steal the big AU poster from my stn but its gone T_T
Ro says:
T_T
Heather says:
And the fucking drag queen music video?
Ro says:
rotfllllllllllllllllllll
Heather says:
Jin the Pimp and Kame the Tranny
Ro says:
it was the glow in the dark lipstick
rotfl
you mean whore!kame?
i lvoed that
Heather says:
i was dying inside. 
Ro says:
he needs to be more HI LOOK AT ME I DON'T HAVE A VAGINA, BUT I LIEK TO PRETEND more often
Heather says:
like like *_______*
Ro says:
i lvoe my woman
Heather says:
but i wanna be one more
Ro says:
rotfllll i'd be a lesbian with kame
it's alright
*snorts*
Heather says:
HAha
Yea I would too
Ro says:
rotfl
Heather says:
He baited me into dling their album
Ro says:
shit he baited me into having a fetish for peen mics T_T
Heather says:
And then I realized Jin was foxy when he tried to speak english in yukan club
the rest are fug and weird
Ro says:
only if his moth was dangerously close to one.... mmmmm
Heather says:
AHEMKOKIAHMMMm

 

Ro says:
rotfl i do enjoy our conversations so far
this has to be one of the very few first convos i have had in a long time =]
Heather says:
me too! it's quite entertaining
Ro says:
yay
JIN
SHAVE THAT MUSTACHE
Heather says:
but how can you not like someone when you're talking about JOHNNYS
Ro says:
WE HAVE LEARNED FROM DREAMBOYS, REMEMBER
Heather says:
face pubes?
Ro says:
NEVER EVERRRRRRRR
Heather says:
jboys can't do mustaches.  chin pubes MAYBE
ohno can.. sort of
Ro says:
damn dude like.. facial hair only works on subaru and kimura
ohno.. sort of
i liked it
Heather says:
but it just looks like he hasn't washed in a while
yea me too
Ro says:
rotfl
and koki... but at least his matches his hair
Heather says:
sho looks like a hobo when he did it
Ro says:
THANK FUCKING JESUS
rotfl sho.. ou lord
Heather says:
back in the day of the fluffy puppy hair
that i loved
Ro says:
rotfl sho's had some pretty interesting hair
not a fan of the middle part with the flippy end
nope not at all
Heather says:
i think that was my favourite episode of g no arashi - they did this weird minor sport where he felt in a pond a lot and got wet
Ro says:
!
Heather says:
:D
and then toweled off his hair and OMFGGG
melt
yea the helmet hair?
Ro says:
oh sweet jesus...
Heather says:
the cut after yamada taro?
so not a fan
Ro says:
my brain is busting just thinking about it
Heather says:
i'll tell you which # and you can DL XD YOU MUST MARVEL TOOOO
Ro says:
rotfl is it subbed!?
wait
wtf
i needs no subs when it comes to arashi
tell me!
Heather says:
 Ep.035 - 2006.06.07 - Sho + Ohno  
no subs
Ro says:
oh shit O_O
ahahahha
Heather says:
iyou don't need them
just watch
Ro says:
probably not
Heather says:
that's what i've learned about watching arashi variety
you don't really need to know *what* they're saying
just look at the shiny
Ro says:
rotflllllll
Heather says:
i'm at a slight advantage cuz i can catch about 50% of what they're saying... or plug kanji into the dictionary when they "subtitle" it
and really, we all know what "YABAI" "MAJI DE" and "UMAI" mean
Ro says:
rotfl of course
standard flailing jap
Heather says:
exuntly
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=LH4CXW70
and a bonus is it's a ShOhno epsiode!
Ro says:
! rotfl you beat me
thank you very much
Heather says:
no problem
im a giver
Ro says:
ahahahahaha
Heather says:
and leader looks pretty foxy too
he's got this weird black hair thing goin gon
Ro says:
rotfl arashian?
Heather says:
did it for a butai i think? not sure.  it didn't laast very long
totally
Ro says:
i was so about to go over there
i was checking my bookmarks
ha!
Heather says:
it's my one stop shop