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Though, I don't think it's "kinks" so much as common tropes and themes in fanfic, what I digress. Bummed off [livejournal.com profile] happenstanc3.


1. Visit the master list, select your favorite 100
2. Post your favorite 100 behind a cut in your LJ (or if you can’t pick 100, as many as you can without going over)
3. Your f-list's job is to write you "comment pr0n" for your favorites. And yes, bold for extra favorites.

  1. Accidental stimulation (proximity and friction; involuntary arousal; situations of adrenaline and reflexes)
  2. Anonymous sex (clubbing; glory-holes; alley sex; alien fertility rituals; one-night stands)
  3. Anti-heroes (sympathetic villains; villains with principles; noble demons; enemies who keep their word)
  4. Aristocracy (aristocratic behaviors, characteristics, and/or identity; chivalry and noblesse oblige; royal blood; elegance or effeteness; dignity; royal courts or castles; imperial cultures; Greco-Roman classicism; dynastic families; gentlemen; aristocrat pairings with houseboys, stable-boys, or secretaries)
  5. Attention (singling someone out; treating someone specially in front of others; making a point of showing respect to or interest in someone who doesn't usually receive it; observing, studying, or analyzing someone to understand them)
  6. AUs (alternate characterizations and situations; sex between alternates of one character or between different characters; alternates as catalysts for realization of desire; role reversal; darker mirror universe characters; mistaken identity)
  7. Bar and club scenes (dancing, cruising, etc)
  8. Baths and water (tubs or jacuzzis; hot springs; bath houses or steam rooms; the ocean; swimming pools; see also Washing; Shower sex)
  9. Beards or stubble
  10. Begging or offering (begging or pleading for mercy, for sexual release, to be taken; a character offering himself; neediness)
  11. Biological imperative (pon farr or mating drive; being in heat)
  12. Biting (marking, nipping, chewing)
  13. Blow-jobs (oral sex, fellatio)
  14. Body fetishes not listed elsewhere (ears, muscular arms, breasts, bald heads, collarbones, cheekbones, bare feet or chest, etc; fatness, plumpness, softness; skin, e.g., weathered, tanned, soft)
  15. Breath (as a caress; hitching or ragged; indrawn breath or gasps; sighs)
  16. Canon (canon elements/canonicity heightens characterization or scenario)
  17. Catalysts (e.g., character A shows interest in character B, which makes character C realize how hot B is; or other catalytic events bringing about such an epiphany)
  18. Children (i.e., as their presence reflects on a character, e.g., tough men gently holding babies; men who are/aren't good with kids; devoted single dads; Ripley characters/scenarios; pregnancy)
  19. Claiming or establishing ownership (private or public; by gesture, word, or ritual; with sex; with a collar and leash; with scent-marking or by biting)
  20. Climax (e.g., described in detail)
  21. Clothes fetishization (of any kind, e.g., uniforms; leather gear; worn blue jeans; thigh-highs; stilettos; leather jackets; tuxedos or GQ wear; constricting or modest clothes; boxer-briefs; going commando)
  22. Clumsiness (awkwardness; overeagerness; during sex or in general)
  23. Coming without being touched
  24. Condoms
  25. Confessions (revelation of love/desire; of other secrets; truth or dare games. deathbed confessions; revealing truths when feverish)
  26. Conflicts and challenges (war and combat in general; sieges; Die Hard scenarios; jousting; gladiatorial games; wrestling and sparring; duels of honor; bets and sports competitions; romantic rivalries; seduction viewed as a challenge; misunderstandings and fights; break-ups; traded insults; stormy relationships; family strife; personality clashes; cultural differences; philosophical disagreements)
  27. Courting and dating (courtship rituals; dating; blind dates; personal ads; traditional gestures such as flowers and chocolates; unusual gestures designed to win someone's attention; showing off or displaying prowess; rivals seeking a character's favor; see also Seduction)
  28. Cunnilingus
  29. Cyber themes (cybersex; virtual reality scenarios; e-mail/chatroom interaction, including secret admirer scenarios; see also Techno)
  30. Delayed gratification
  31. Discomfort during sex (rough edge of a table as counterpoint to pleasure; cold stone versus hot flesh; position is uncomfortable at first but then becomes perfect; penetration is painful, then pleasurable)
  32. Domesticity (moving in together; nesting; shopping; building a family or meeting the family; getting a cat or dog; kidfic)
  33. Emotional themes, emo-kink (angst; wallows; darkfic; emotional damage; psychological trauma; tragic pasts; broken characters; guilt and shame; mental instability; sadness and grief; abandonment or fear of same; characters who can't go home again; fear in general; nightmares; loneliness; broken-heartedness; failure; insecurity; self-hatred; self-mutilation such as secret cutting; suicide; see also Insanity)
  34. Ensembles (elite teams of explorers, spies, law enforcement figures, etc; sentai; military squadrons; skilled teams operating like clockwork, such as when pulling off a heist; bands of rebels; families; surrogate families; outcasts, e.g., freaks and geeks; carnival troupes; motley characters thrown together by fate; alternatives to society e.g., Robin Hood and his Merry Men, Peter Pan and the Lost Boys; see also Witnesses)
  35. Exoticism (fetishization of Far Eastern culture and aesthetics, which may be adapted and generalized for fictional worlds; e.g., harems and harem culture; veils; silk clothes; Turkish baths; pleasure pavilions; royal courts; lush gardens; island paradises; opium dens; casbahs and bazaars; tents; imperial royal figures such as sheikhs or sultans; köçek troupes; court figures such as dancers and storytellers; floor pillows; furs or skins as rugs or bedding; feasts; tapestries; Persian rugs; oil lamps; wild animals as pets; opulence, decadence, and sensuality in general)
  36. Fantasies (shared or solitary; role-playing)
  37. Finger-fucking (as preparation, foreplay, accompaniment, or main act)
  38. First times (first time between two individuals; losing virginity/cherry; first time doing a particular act; first time with a particular gender)
  39. Flirting (conscious or unconscious; with glances or touches; banter)
  40. Food (feeding one's partner; romantic dinners; food as foreplay or flirting; food used during sex, such as whipped cream or chocolate)
  41. Forbidden pleasures (love affairs or trysts; in general, wanting someone or something that's expressly forbidden)
  42. Foreplay
  43. Friction or frottage (naked or clothed; masturbatory or with partner; cocks rubbing together; tribadism; intercrural sex; someone rubbing off on sheets while giving head or being fucked; itchiness and scratching; chafing clothes; friction while on horseback or riding a motorcycle; accidental contact)
  44. Friendship and affection (gestures of friendship; epic friendships a la Gilgamesh/Enkidu or Alexander/Hephaistion; friendship as pre-slash)
  45. Friendship sex or buddy-sex (fuck buddies)
  46. Future fic
  47. Gentleness (tenderness; kindness; concern; gentle natures; characters who display sensitivity to fearful children, animals, the weak, etc; gentle responses at unexpected moments)
  48. Getaways (romantic weekends; tropical vacations; ski chalets)
  49. Girls (dancing girls; cat-girls; schoolgirls; bishoujo; magical girls; cheerleaders; see also Bad Girls; Good girls)
  50. Hand fetishization (big strong hands; steady hands; rough knuckles; calluses; fists clenching in sheets)
  51. Hand-jobs
  52. Happiness (startled joy; passionate gratitude; ecstasy; comfort; happy endings)
  53. Heat (hot lazy summer days; steamrooms; sweat-slick skin; tempers rising with the heat; urgent fucking a la Body Heat)
  54. Historical and period settings
  55. Homosocial environments (i.e., all-male or all-female, such as prisons or harems)
  56. Hot spots (a special spot that make someone crazy when stimulated, such as the vampire spot on the neck, the backs of the knees, the inner arms, navel, or earlobes)
  57. Humor (funny banter, screwball comedy, etc)
  58. Intelligence (quick wit; street smarts; Machiavellian cleverness; Sherlock Holmesian deductive powers; geniuses; experts; criminal masterminds; see also Special powers and skills; Geeks and nebbishes)
  59. Intimacy
  60. Intoxication and altered states (aphrodisiacs; drugs or alcohol; sex pollen/spores; substances or devices that create arousal, affection, or dependency; speaking or showing the truth while intoxicated; visionary states)
  61. Journeys (odysseys and quests; time-travel; being lost and trying to get home; road trips; pioneering and exploration, including space travel)
  62. Kissing, necking
  63. Loss of control (emotional, physical, situational, erotic, etc)
  64. Love/hate relationship
  65. Make-up sex or reunions
  66. Masturbation (solitary or as performance)
  67. Messiness and markers of arousal (mussed hair; flushed cheeks; swollen mouth; displaying bite marks or hickeys; clothes in disarray; sprawling; come-spattered skin)
  68. Multiple orgasms (See also Sexual appetite or excess)
  69. Multiple partners (sequential/serial sexual encounters; orgies, gang-bangs, or group sex; puppy-pile cuddling; see also Sexual appetite or excess)
  70. Music (singing; playing an instrument such as guitar or piano; composers; rock stars or bands; groupies; song lyrics)
  71. Names and address (endearments: sweetheart, honey, mine; nicknames: chief, kid, sport; terms that assert power: boy, cunt; insulting terms that may hide some affection: monkey-boy, Your Worshipfulness, you big furry oaf; using someone's name as a sign of intimacy; using only formal modes of address: Sir, Major)
  72. Neck fetishization (nape of the neck, throat, hickeys, etc)
  73. Pampering (spoiling someone rotten with gifts or money; physical pampering such as massage and grooming; giving someone a novel or unexpected degree of emotional or sexual care; catering to someone's every whim, e.g., someone who is in the hospital; harems as settings for pampering)
  74. Physical responses (face or ears burning; little hairs lifting on the scalp or neck; gut tightening; pulse quickening or missing a beat; lashes fluttering or lids growing heavy; mouth coming open; dick or pussy throbbing)
  75. Pornography (magazines and videos; character was previously a porn star or fluffer)
  76. Power issues (inequities in beauty, rank, or class; power games; BDSM; power reversals; sheikhs, sultans, princes, and other royal figures; teacher/student pairings; magical powers; abuse of power; blackmail; romantic slavery; liege/lord pairings; issues of respect; sexual scenarios such as a dominant character giving his partner to others to use, or a character kneeling beneath a desk and blowing someone who's on the phone)
  77. Power issues, sociopolitical (colonialism; alien invasion or rule; institutionalized slavery; totalitarian states and rebellion; powerful secret societies, e.g., the Illuminati or Watcher-style organizations)
  78. Protectiveness (physically or verbally defending someone; caretaking in general; big guy/little guy pairings; bodyguard scenarios; mysterious benefactors or protectors)
  79. Restraint (pinning someone down; pushing someone's arm up behind their back during sex; covering or clasping someone's hands to prevent movement)
  80. Rogues (outlaws, highwaymen, mercenaries, pirates, gangsters, hitmen, etc; black sheep and royal bastards; Han Solo characters; tricksters; see also Violent and dark natures and Rough behavior)
  81. Sandwich sexual position or chain fuck (threesome)
  82. Scent as an erotic element
  83. Secrets, other (dark or criminal past; double lives; previous marriage and/or children; unspoken feelings)
  84. Sex in public or semi-public places
  85. Sex is interrupted
  86. Sexual movements (back arching; hips lifting; thrusting back; writhing, jerking, bucking; clenching; grinding or rocking; trembling or shivering; hooking legs around shoulders; pressing someone's legs back toward the bed; riding someone's fingers)
  87. Situational engineering (the conscious or unconscious manufacture of events that give an emotional or sexual pay-off which can't be otherwise achieved; in particular, perilous situations; for example, character A puts himself in danger in order to receive fussy attention from character B; pay-off can be simply seeing someone, or hurt/comfort touching, intimacy, adrenaline sex, etc)
  88. Sleep and bedding themes (sharing a bed by necessity, such as in a hotel with only one room left; sharing a sleeping bag for warmth; sex while drowsy or sleeping; sex as a sleep aid; autonomic arousal from proximity; morning wake-up sex, falling asleep against someone's shoulder; watching someone sleep; dreams; nightmares; dream lovers, e.g., succubi; exotic or romantic beds, e.g., canopied; furs as bedding; silk sheets)
  89. Slow and/or prolonged sex
  90. Spooning
  91. Straight-guy sexual scenarios (comparing dick size; lending a helping hand; circle jerks; watching het porn together, with or without masturbation; practicing dancing, kissing, or romantic conversation in preparation for one character having a date with a woman)
  92. Tattoos (decorative, symbolic, or slave; barcodes)
  93. Touch (stroking and caressing; cuddling or nuzzling; huddling for warmth; hugging; holding hands in public; touching as UST; brief brushes of contact either deliberate or accidental; PDAs; thighs brushing under a table; comic physical entanglements; someone gripping a wounded character's hand)
  94. Trust and vows (promises are kept or broken; loyalty or betrayal; absolute trust or doubt; fidelity or infidelity; blindfolds or bondage as trust symbols; commitment or fear of commitment; acts of devotion; marriage vows; unconditional love; blood brothers and oaths; showing trust/faith in someone's abilities)
  95. Undressing (undressing in front of someone for the first time; one character undressing another; fumbling clumsily to get undressed; stripteases)
  96. Voice fetishization (cracking or broken; husky, low, throaty; purring; accents; whispering close to someone's ear)
  97. Well-fucked (being fucked out; fuck-dazed; sated and sleepy; wrecked; softened and debauched)
  98. Wet dreams or erotic dreams
  99. Witnesses (families, friends, or others watch the development of a relationship; play matchmaker or serve as confidants; think the characters are involved when they're really not; constitute the public eye; disapprove, gossip, give advice; are the audience for a coming out drama; are witnesses to such things as flirting, public arousal, public sex)
  100. Writing (love letters or notes; secret admirers; e-mail and chat; wills; poetry; storytelling; tracing words or figures on skin, or writing, as with an inkbrush)



I am alive on 4 hours of sleep. It's going to be an interesting day.
From: [identity profile] vintage-belle.livejournal.com
Jun entered the club with his cap pulled down low over his eyes, scanning the crowd. Part of him wanted to back out the door he'd just come through and keep going on his merry way: As much as people seemed to think he did, he'd never been particularly fond of the club scene. Quiet nights at home were so much better and didn't involve trying to impress anyone. The rest of him knew that he probably wasn't going to see an opportunity like this for a long time, so he stayed. He kept his back pressed to the wall as he moved towards a small pocket of booths, keeping a sharp eye on his surroundings as he ducked out of the way of stray elbows and knees.

Whoever said table dancing was hot clearly had never gone to a club before.

Finally, the booths were close at hand and there was a little space to breathe - there was a sort of platform that they were raised on, and the area was strictly for sitting; a bouncer kept the would-be table dancers down to their part of the floor. Jun climbed the two steps and tipped his hat back. Ninomiya was there, in the corner booth against the back wall as promised, sitting with his back to the door. Jun might not have guessed it to be him had he not worn a white, loose cowled knit shirt that hung from his neck and displayed the ball chain necklace that all of Arashi was so familiar with.

Ninomiya was also, not as promised because he'd apparently forgotten to mention it, sitting with someone else. A young kid who didn't appear too starstruck - he and Nino were chatting fairly animatedly. Jun frowned approaching the two slowly.

Nino knew that Jun didn't like having to deal with strangers. Especially not when the invitation had been ostensibly so that Jun could enjoy some time together with Nino in a capacity unrelated to work.

The boy looked up when Jun got closer, smiling a sort of chagrined smile and starting to slide out of the booth. "Looks like I owe you that drink."

Nino turned around. His smile was bright and sharp. "Told you I was waiting for someone."

"Never the luck," the kid said, nodding. He disappeared relatively quickly, and Jun was left to cock his head in the kid's direction, silently questioning. Ninomiya grinned and spread his hands.

"I told him I was waiting for someone."

Jun slid into the seat that had just been vacated, and Nino pushed over a glass of red wine. "Been holding onto it since I got here."

The younger man accepted the drink and took a sip - not a cheap wine. He gave Nino a look, but Nino was shuffling his cards - Jun hadn't even seen them sitting on the table.

"Tell me you didn't ask me here to see tricks."

The slender man laughed, looking up and fanning them. "I didn't, but if you're asking..."

"I'm not," Jun said shortly, taking another sip of his wine. Nino laughed again, his lips quirking into a very familiar crooked grin. He gave the cards one last shuffle and straightened them into a deck, slipping them back into the box - Jun watched Nino's hands as they manipulated their instruments, taking absent note of each movement.

He held out his free hand over the table.

Ninomiya blinked at his band mate a moment, then smiled - something softer than Jun would ever be used to seeing. He stood all at once, taking Jun's hand and tugging the younger man up from his seat. "Dance with me."

Jun hurried to put the glass down before it spilled on him. "We've been dancing all day."

"That a no?"

part 2

Date: 2009-05-27 03:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vintage-belle.livejournal.com
The younger man sighed heavily, but he took over the lead, bringing Nino down from platform of booths and into a darkened corner of the club. Nino knew compromise when it was presented to him, Jun would never deny the older man that: Despite the teasing smile stretched wide over his lips, he wrapped his arms around Jun's shoulders, twisting the hair at the nape of Jun's neck around his small fingers. Jun sighed through his nose, resting his hands on Nino's hips and pulling them flush together.

"Scoundrel," Nino murmured, amused.

Jun snorted. "You, Ninomiya Kazunari, are no damsel in distress."

The smaller man grinned, leaning his weight almost entirely on the support of Jun's body - considering Nino weighed less than he did even soaking wet, it was no issue for Jun to hold him up. (At the same time, however, it was also very tempting to let him fall.) Jun snagged the hem of Nino's T-shirt and lifted just enough to rest his fingertips on warm skin, letting his nails skim over a short span.

Nino's muscles tightened under the ministrations and he tried to lean away, but only managed to press his other side into Jun's torso when Jun's fingers followed. He pouted up at the younger man, tugging petulantly - just enough to be annoying - on his hair. "Juuuuun. That tickles."

Jun smiled pleasantly and slid more of his hand along Nino's side, to the small of Nino's back, curling his fingers into the dip just above his ass and pressing their hips close. He rolled his body against the younger man's. "I'm just dancing with you like you asked."

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