This is why I hate the gays sometimes.

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If you're going to be all political and talk about being gay and making a statement and all that shit, get your fucking terms right.

Potato queen: a gay asian man who is predominantly attracted to white men.
Rice queen: a gay white man who is predominantly attracted to asian men.

Age has nothing to do with it! It's just the fact that you look twelve that people are taking the piss out of you.  Ugh.  I hate gay people sometimes.